To kNo Where Abouts of the projects at Nowhere, check the map..
The information was gathered, and a map, showing project in scale was produced based on the requests, gathered from particepants that responcible for specific installations. See you Nowhere!
Yulia a.k.a. Mama Knowhere

The specific details are listed below:
CAMPS, SHADE, assosiated ART and the rest
| PROJECT | CONTACT | DIMENSIONS | PREFERRED LOCATION(s) | POWER? | COMMENTS (quantity, special needs etc) |
| MIDDLE OF NOWHERE (a.k.CentalCamp) | Pete | 50 ft | same as last year | yes 5kW+lights – est. Stefan | possible maintenance of wear & tear and a DECOR TEAM |
| FLAG POST | Steve | minimal footprint | just outside middle of nowhere | Yes..2x fluroscent tubes so very minimal | just needs some power cables to run it |
| SAFETY BARRIER | Bongo Pedro | a line | by the cliffs | possibly needs a small power supply – or I can use batteries. | ? |
| No Po | Michael | As above | ? | yes <1kW lights – est. Stefan | Share space with ROAD2NOWHERE |
| FIRST CAMP (Nowhere Crew & volunteers) | PolVo | 6x3m | same as last year | optional | ? |
| CARAVAN (Nowhere Crew HQ) | PolVo | ||||
| GENERATORS | Stefan + ? | 5mx5m | As last year or further away | I need help (1,2,3 persons filling the gen, on/off 24/7, laying the cables,...)! If possible we should rent one with a large tank this year. | |
| Welcome Gate (a.k.a. The Gates of Nowhere) | Yulia | ? | by the road at last year's entrance | two light bolbs please | Does anyone have a bit of extra genny-power they could spare? |
| IMMIGRATION CONTROL | STEVE | The size of Polvo's garden shed (I assume Tower is ok?) | The Gates of Nowhere | Strictly in the hands of the GATEKEEPER, but one ligh bolb wold be handy to see the documents | I'm terribly sorry Madam but your documents don't seem to be in order. Would you mind stepping into my office for a moment? |
| Burrow Project Theme Camp | /Heavenand Hell /Dougal Dutch | 50ft | on flat ground, possibly in the space the otherside of the generateors? | yes (own generator) | 3 geodesic domes linked by tunnels |
| BUBBLE | Bubble Boy | ? | By urrowProject | yes 300W by BP- est. Stefan | ? |
| MASSAGE CORNER | kittykaatje(at)hotmail.com | need 3x3 meters | in the DOME or the BURROW DOME | power for light and music part of Burrow Project ?! – Stefan | comments |
| Big Pikey Van | Kat and Ed | ? | ? | Bringing a welder / generator | small shaded area provided by awning |
| Performance stage/ curtain | Ed+Kat | ? | not close to stubbly grass | In a way – we need to be near sound system | We should get a larger area of stubble cleared |
| Pirate Tea Shop | Moon Cadet | Small shade structure that could fit a few | next to Ed n Kat's Van | 3 or 4 sockets – kettle and lights | Pirate Ship will dock possibly involving monkees. |
| Pirate Whale Coldstore ( Pirate Whale ) | Aran Graphics | 1.27m diameter hemisphere | next to pirate ship | a little trickle from the van for elwire at night | pirate storage room for booty and plunder |
| Treasure Island | mr leach | 2.5m x 2.5m | next to pirate ship | van power | |
| Dead Sila's Dome | Deadsunrise | 5x5m | Part of the pirate camp | yes, but not much, can steal it from ED xDD (he offered) | Still have to start building it, shit |
| Breakfast At Noon bar | /Jesse Car | ? shaded area for 15 deck chairs | on the hill where we had the 'blog tent' last year | no – we're cookin' with gas | the coolest place on the playa |
| ROAD2NOWHERE | Santi | As above | ? | yes <1kW lights – est. Stefan | Uses same structure as First Camp |
| Recycling At Nowhere | Michael | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| In De Skies Costume Exchange | Hannah | ? | See Plan | yes In De Skies Dome?! – Stefan | ? |
| SPANISH CAMP | ? | ? | ? | yes 2kW – est. Stefan | ? |
| Cage Fight | /Sssh Josh | Cage 5–6m diameter (including supports 6–7m) | not fussed, somewhere the screams of the vanquished won't bother anyone | yes, lights+possibly music. Will try to work out approx' how much 1kW – est. Stefan | may also double as sleeping quarters, for those not bothered by the smell of blood & sweat |
| Fuzzy Orange Boingi | /Naughty Sao | 2.5x3.5m | next to our other stuff,but can also stand alone | yes, 400w | boingi, boingi!! |
| Munchkin Goddess and House of the inner child | /Naughty Sao | ca. 1- 1.5x 1m | next to our other stuff, but can stand alone | it needs only the power in our hearts | a red head supposed to metamorphe, surrounded by 5 bamboo torches |
| Foaming Stations a.k.a Sexy Showers | ? | ? | same as last year | no | Last year's showers were actually built and provided by R2N. Pol Vo: Showers are provided by camps. |
| Pretty Swiss Toilets | ? | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| Sauna | Sez | Tent that fits 4–5 comfortably | Near a source of heat for hot stones, but fairly quiet | Might need a few lights/candles(gasp!) Maybe a bongo...Maybe not | Mmmmmm. Hot Stones. Insulation. A bucket or two |
| Quixotes Shade | Paul Pickup | ||||
| Radio Nowhere / Radio Ninguna | Los Radio Nadies | probably the size of a small tent (How about the Quixotes Shade?) | location unknown | 300 – 500w should do it 1kW with small light – est. Stefan | we're still working on sourcing equipment |
| LIGHT PYRAMID | Steve | 3m sq | down in the bottom field, field 5, where the road curves in | Yes...around 20x 1.7m fluroscent tubes so quite low draw | powering off it's own genny now |
| Twist the man | kittykaatje(at)hotmail.com | 1m2 | anywhere | no | hardware, tools, helping hand |
| Message board | Yulia | 8' long x 4'tall | in the middle | christmass lights if someone has extra.. please | |
| BMFromTheAir | Enrique | 8 meters in diameter | could reserve me a flat space bellow a rock, far from the toillets | no | |
| Something inflatable – maybe | I think I know who you are :) | ? | is plan ok with you? | have to make it up as i go along? | |
| Geodesic Dome | Battledor | ? | ? | ? | Can I suggest to talk and coordinate with Suna crew |
| Board, Paint and Door | Battledor | ? | ? | ? | ? |
| Fulgurite Project | Raap Sy | 2*2 mts | Instalation in the middle of Nowhere, then lightning rod up in the mountain | it needs a lot, lot of energy (right.. I assume this is sorted) | |
| Draining Nowhere | Tessa | ? | ? | a really large light source. can anyone help | |
| Boy, Girl, Heat, Light, Love | Heavenand Hell | small | on the mountain | I suppose yes. – /Heavenand Hell..candle lanterns ok?or is too much fire hazard? Fire on the hill is tricky because that's where the dry grass is. *x*p*x* | |
Feel free to add columns should you think it is necessary. We could expand this chart to show number of volunteers required, budgets and so on. I think it may help to keep all the info organized in the same place. Links to the project details and contacts would be helpful so that specific information could be accessed easily.
PS. Apologies for incorrect names and so on.. :)
SITE COORDINATOR'S RESPONSIBILITIES
(comments and suggestions are welcome..)
I believe there were specific volunteers planning on building toilets and central structures, running the power grid, taking down communal projects and clear up. I will assist in that as I can, leaving some room for the personal projects, and having to go back to work on Monday after the event..
Hugs. Yulia a.k.a. Mama Knowhere (for the time being.. thanks for suggestions)