The munchkins say: "Go hard or go home!"
Munchkin News
Fear no Vodka but fear the munchkins when they're snorting it...The first MA Mission on the playa was very successful, no causualtys and a lot of gifts and applause while heading to the other end of the playa to challenge the self elected master of vodka snorting. Sadly L'aura couldn't be found on the playa untill Sunday when Gigamunchkin met her in Centercamp and had to miss out this mission. Thanks to group effort, new munchkins and most to Santi and Tills noses of steel we could take over a lot of camps on our way to the challange. We showed, that the old skool spoon method is a lot more stylish and hardcore then the new spray method...Don't mess with the clan, cause your nose will hurt!
If anybody has pics from our assault it would be very nice if you'd share them here.
Munchkin Uniform will be provided to the units who will be present at
NoWhere Please bring lot's of funny, colorfull stuff to decorate them!! Note:there are not many left after the big success of GMs Birthday
Elections of honorary munchkin:We want to honor a special person, who will become a honorary munchkin.Here are two suggestions:
1.
Thomas Hobbes: due to the Leviathan and his beard (munchkin hear potential is there, but he just doesn't use it right:
vs
2:
Karl Slover: an original munchkin veteran
3.
Munchkins should get together for planning of fortress at NoWhere, or write down ideas on the net- Delurk, keep the scene alive!
The Munchkin Army is a highly trained team of cuddlecore trans global party power hippies, who convened for their first mission in December 2005. They lead a highly succesfull assault on 491 Gallery, where Decompression was held. Apart from Stealthmunchkin, who flaked early, no casualties have been reported.
Their rules are simple, their way of life hardcore. Lead by the Gigamunchkin, they aim to:
1-Keep the scene alive
2-Keep it real
3-Snort it.
4- Go hard or go home
They can be easily identified by their battle cry,
"Choooon-ah!" which can signify anything from "good morning chums" to "this is a delightful bit of pasta" to "my, what a fantastic piece of music youre playing Mr. DJ".
The Munchkin Army's initial line up consisted of:
Gigamunchkin
Cheekymunchkin
Stealthmunchkin
Cherrymunchkin
Ambassadormunchkin
Naughtymunchkin
Nutmunchkin
Barbarianmunchkin
Auberginemunchkin
What about the new ones?
- We got two new wonderfull lesbian munchkins and of corse John, the Giantmunchkin who entered the army in Jan 06
- Twinklemunchkin who's knitting action and Butterflys couldn't have missed at the science museum
- And Carole Redcrossmunchkin snorted her first vodka yesterday (25.3.06) and already completed the mission Munchkins-at-lawclass with Naughtymunchkin sucessfully in march 06 - the geneva munchkin base welcomes a new member.
- L'aura du bois first seen at Nowhere honored the BM community on her most delightful B-day Party in Aug. 06 and bravely snorted her first Vodka to become a member of the MA force. Häschheiss Munchkin (very hardcore vodka snorter) and Lauras Bigsiss who still needs a name Munchkin joined us on the same date and we glady welcome our new members.
- Strober and Humpy Munchkin our newest members are based in San Francisco and prooved their value during the hardcore vodka snorting challenge on the playa in Sept. 2006

Expect to see the Munchkin Army, bigger and more hardcore in the future
The Munchkin Army, as present at
GigaMunchkin's Birthday, Jan 06

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